For the fifteenth day in a row, SW City is besieged by a pack of ravenous, bloodthirsty owls. It is unknown what drove them into such a frenzy, but local philosopher Henry David Thoreau said upon seeing the sight:
“I rejoice that there are ow-OW OW OH GOD PLEASE LET IT STOPAHHHHHHRGHHHHH *gurgle*”
*fathoms the legitimacy of this news post*
O_o we tried to warn you! They will stop at nothing before they take over all of AW
I for one, welcome our new owl masters. And will help them in recruiting others to help in their causes.
You should rename yourself to Master Owl instead.
So where are those pictures of said “Owl attacks” :
I knew that this would happen, but nobody would listen to me!
I love owls.
Especially in a light garlic and alfredo sauce with fettuccine. Delicious!
Obviously an imitation owl. In RL, the poof is too much to handle. It just rebounds when you try to bite a piece off. Not to mention the entire owls-are-immune-to-everything issue.
Yea there’s a lot of imitators. Everybody wants to be an owl.
They were hunting Simon Cowell!
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/songs/Owls/