Hello everyone,

This may be hard for some of you to hear.  After long & hard deliberations in the management forum among ourselves and extensive talks with Activeworlds, Inc., we have decided to move to Second Life.  The reasons are many, but in reality certain someones at the company who shall not be named here were not able to meet our, imho, very reasonable requests.  Since we contribute so much to the Community (actually we pretty much keep The place from going under) we asked them for A salary.  Not A living wage, mind you, but just something to keep us going during these tough economic times.  We also wanted our own world so that we could finally have Sovereignty over our city.  They were willing to talk about the world to A degree, but the cheapskates wouldn’t recognize the valuable contribution that we provide them in terms of new users who flock to see our city and play our SW Interactive game, and everybody knows that more users equals more income and that we’re the ones providing the users through our slavishly hard labor at making A great experience in Alphaworld.  In fact everybody knows that people come to aW to see only the Best, and that’s clearly SW City. 

But these certain someones weren’t willing to share and are profiting off our our hard work!  Since we’re really the only community that’s propping up this place, we’ve decided to make our threats public & move, so they can see how they like it and put that in their pipe and smoke it.   

It’s A sad day for all of us.  Not just for AWI, but for you, because we’re just too good for you.  You really don’t deserve all of the hard work we do for this community, and quite frankly we’re all tired of the constant bickering and complaining you people do about us, about crap on the forums, and about yourselves.  We want everyone to get along.  But clearly that is impossible, so we’re going somewhere where people do get a long, where money can be made, and where there are happy Polygonal flowers and sunshine rays and real shadows. 

So long suckers!  Enjoy the vr apolcalyps! LOLoL!

Nah, just kiddin.

April Fools!