Town Square Park, SW CITY — Margaret Stillpink, an old nimbusian with a heart for the poor, has opened a small soup kitchen behind Sam’s Sports Bar along Main Street.  Using a small grant given by the SW City Administration, Stillpink endeavors to feed the city’s poor in an attempt to get them to stop trying to spit-roast Flint.

Stillpink is always looking for an extra hand, so feel free to stop by if you’re in a charitable mood!